Read at your own risk--if you can find a story without adult content, I'd be surprised. All entries are tagged, so if there's something you're looking for or something you want to avoid, you can use those.
Some of them might not make the most sense, because a lot of the stories were LARPed or just discussed and not written down.
You'll also notice that the tenses change in a lot of the writing--that's because Carcajou writes in past tense, and Carrion writes in present tense, and we're too lazy to change it to one or the other.
One important note about historical figures--because we're...whatever...any wives that may have existed--don't. Just so you know.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Medgineer
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Routine
"Get under my desk."
"...does your garbage need emptying?"
"No. Get on your knees, under my desk." Mr Henkel smiled, eyes twinkling.
"Um...yes, sir..." Josie said, blushing, but obeying, still confused.
When Josie was settled, Mr Henkel sat down at his desk. Josie could see how hard he was even in the shadows under the desk.
Josie looks up from under the extra-wide, very fancy and expensive hand-carved desk at his employer, still not totally sure what to do. Despite...recent events...he's still quite naive.
Mr Henkel gave him a clue, unzipping his pants.
Josie looks up at his boss' released cock, thinking 'he doesn't wear underwear...' before comprehension dawns. With an almost audible 'ding!' he settles himself again, lowering his mouth over the flushed organ.
Mr Henkel moved into the desk, the only sign of his pleasure was the occasional stroke of the hair or stifled groan. He started typing, clearly doing work while Josie sucked him off.
Josie groans around his mouthful, finding that he enjoys being an office supply much more than he would have anticipated.
To his surprise, he hears the beep of his boss's phone. Mr Henkel was calling someone. Josie could even hear their voice on the other line. He listened to his boss calmly make an appointment for later that week at the same time as he rocked his hips to fuck Josie's mouth.
Josie's eyes widen and he tries to pull back and allow Mr. Henkel to continue his conversation in peace.
Mr Henkel pulled Josie back, forcing his cock all the way to the back of Josie's throat.
Josie gasps a little, swallowing to get more comfortable on the cock, his cock painfully hard at the thought of his boss fucking his mouth while on the phone and otherwise going about his normal routine.
Mr Henkel finally arranged his appointment, jotted it down in his day planner, grabbed Josie's hair and came in his mouth.
Josie coughs a little, surprised by the suddenness of the cum filling his mouth. He pulls against the hand in his hair a little, but soon regains control, swallowing hard and looking up at his employer.
"Good boy." Mr Henkel sounds a bit breathless now. "Did you enjoy that?"
"...yessir..." the boy gasps, wiping his mouth and smiling lazily up at Mr. Henkel.
"Good boy." Mr Henkel let Josie out from under the desk with a smile and a pat on the butt.
Josie, panting a little, leans against Mr. Henkel, looking up at his boss to make sure this is ok. He's glad the office is carpeted.
His boss pulls him into his lap, sliding his hand up Josie's thigh, touching his erection through his pants. He chuckled, "You did like that."
Josie blushes again, snuggling into his boss' lap. "...yes..." he admits.
"Good." he seemed to get an idea. "Would you want to try something new with the dogs today?"
"Of course. I like to give them as many experiences as possible," he says, switching to business mode.
"Good. I think Neptune could use some fun, don't you?" he stood, putting Josie on his feet. "Can you walk?"
Josie is a little shaky, but he stands with Mr. Henkel's help. "Yes, sir. He hasn't been bred for a while, and I think he's bored."
"I think so too." Mr Henkel led him to the pet's stall. "Would you strip, Josie?"
"...sir?" Josie asks.
"Strip naked."
"Ah....yes sir, sorry sir!" Josie undresses as quickly as he can, soon standing in a pile of his clothes.
Mr Henkel gathered Josie's clothes, then went in, leashing Neptune with a short leash. "Good boy, Neptune." the pet wagged his anal-plug tail, eyes sparkling. "Come in and get on all fours."
Josie has a rather confused expression, but does as he's told, thinking he sees where this is going. He's quite hard, if anything a little harder, and it's not like he hasn't fantasized about this before...
Mr Henkel tied Neptune quickly, getting out some lube and preparing Josie, sliding his slick fingers into the boy's anus. Neptune strains at his leash, whining eagerly. His cock is hard, almost dripping.
Josie groans, then something occurs to him. Blushing, he stares at the floor, asking, "Shouldn't I be tied, too?"
"Do you need to be?" Mr Henkel asked. "Or would you just like to be?"
"...like to..." he says, almost in a whisper.
Mr Henkel got out a collar and thigh straps, clipping the collar to a leash tied to a ring in the front and the belts around the thighs to rings on the floor so that he couldn't move forward and escape the eager Neptune. Neptune was practically howling at this point, scrabbling at the floor.
Josie eagerly allows himself to be bound, now unable to turn his head and see what's coming, and not really able to touch himself without falling on his face and strangling himself with the collar. He's very hard, and very eager.
Mr Henkel unsnapped Neptune, but kept a hold of his leash. Neptune eagerly licked Josie's anus for a few seconds before he mounted, forcing himself in hard and fast.
Josie groans, a little shocked by the force of the thrusting, until he remembers that the stud has never actually had sex with a live creature. Josie yelps a little, straining against the thigh belts holding him in place.
Mr Henkel gave Neptune a jerk of the leash. The pet whined, but slowed down a little, keeping an eye on Mr Henkel. He bit gently at the back of Josie's neck.
Josie moans, remembering that his boss, newly his lover, is standing over him, watching him get fucked by one of the studs, and he almost cums on the spot. He relaxes, allowing the dogboy's cock to slide in and out much more easily.
Neptune doesn't take long to finish, whining happily and practically falling off Josie. "Don't cum yet." his lover warns. Mr Henkel walks the dogboy out, coming back in with the other stud, Pluto.
Josie groans when Neptune fills him, and tries to jerk backwards and fill himself again when the cock was removed, but is again stopped by the thigh restraints. He tries to glance behind him and see what Mr. Henkel is doing, confused.
Pluto, being a younger stud, isn't really sure what to do. He's excited and he whines a little, but he doesn't mount. Instead he licks at Josie's ass and cock, nibbling and sucking playfully at the sensitive skin.
Josie groans and bucks, recognizing Pluto's sounds. Suspecting that he won't be allowed to cum until Pluto has, he calls for the stud, trying to encourage him, using the special word they use for breeding.
Pluto mounts, but misses, his hard cock sliding along Josie's thigh. Mr Henkel bent down, guiding Pluto's cock into Josie gently.
Josie groans again, louder, especially as he feels Mr. Henkel's large, rough hand along his thigh and is immediately entered. He's making high pitched desperate noises, throwing himself against Pluto as much as he can with his restraints.
Pluto starts to thrust, more gently than Neptune at first, then faster as he starts to cum. "Good boy!" cries Mr Henkel.
Josie laughs, a little wildly, not sure which of them his boss is talking to. The boy is soon rhythmically groaning in time to the thrusts, biting his lip to hold his orgasm back.
"Cum Josie!" Mr Henkel ordered as Pluto spasmed and ejaculated into Josie.
Josie cums furiously, splashing his thigh restraints, his stomach and chest as he screams his climax.
"Good boy." Mr Henkel led the stud boy away, then came back to release Josie. "How was it?"
Josie is leaning into the restraints, panting, but with a huge grin on his face. He nods, beaming up at his employer.
"Good." Mr Henkel chuckled, tossing him a towel. "You're a bit of a mess."
Josie gratefully takes the towel and wipes himself, blushing ever so faintly. He sits on the rubber mat covered floor. "Thank you sir......"
"You're welcome. I'm sure the studs enjoyed it. Would you like to make this a weekly event?"
"Umm...yes, sir...I think so..." He blushes more now. "I'm sure they did. And...I'm sure it's good practice...I hope..."
"Yes. I'll talk to you more about that later. For now, you should rest." Mr Henkel smiled wickedly. "Big day tomorrow."
"Yes, sir." Josie peers at his employer, not sure what he's talking about. "...was that a new client you spoke to earlier?" he asks.
"Yes, it was. We have a lot of planning to do tomorrow. Would you wake me early?"
Josie is a little confused by his boss' mysteriousness, but is intrigued and a little aroused by his wicked smile. "Yes, sir. Goodnight, sir." After Mr. Henkel leaves, Josie finds he's too tired to make his way back to his small house, so he just curls up with Pluto, who's already snoring.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Mr Black
Hello there, and welcome to The Ranch! Ah, Mr. Black. I’ve been expecting you. We can always use more investors for our operation. It’s grown quite a bit since I started with Rex. I’ll just whistle for him…oh, there he is. He was my first attempt, and I’ve kept him. He’s nothing like the newer generations, but he’s a good pet. He’s getting on in years. Oh, what happened to his leg? I ate it. It was delicious. But you can see he gets around just fine on the custom replacement I built for him. All my products have full non-essential parts replacement coverage, for any kind of damage. Even if part of him just looks too tasty to resist. Shall we get started?
As you know from the information package, I have three kinds of human pets: companion, pleasure and meat. Although of course you can use any of them for any purpose…they’re triple purpose, you might say!
The companion pets are our largest line, with the most research into adaptations. I take you to our pet surgical unit, and I can show you some of the modifications.
Yes, I did used to be a surgeon, and all Rex’s modifications were done by me, but I simply don’t have time to do that all myself anymore! I have a surgical staff these days.
Now, the most common problems with a human pet—the can talk, they’re too large, and their lifespan is too great. Who wants a pet that could live to be 100? That, and they take a very long time to reach maturity.
Here at The Ranch, we have come up with solutions to these problems, and we are continually researching new methods. We also do personalized surgeries when requested by a customer—hand or foot modification, tendon snipping, penis altering, neutering…whatever they ask for. Our most exciting recent breakthrough is with spots—we can now make pets with patches of differently coloured skin.
Now, the problems I mentioned. The third, the problem with aging so slowly and living such a long time, can’t really be demonstrated. I developed a hormone that’s given to all my pets at birth. I gave it to Rex here as a pup—he’s about fifteen now, and you can see that his hair is quite grey. Yes, we are making progress toward making this hormone hereditary, so the pets will not need to be injected. No, at this point we don’t offer the option to breed. Well, we don’t have any females! If you’ll follow me, one of our studs is doing his thing right now. No, unfortunately Rex is sterile (an early and completely resolved issue).
Here we are. As you can see, the stud mounts this special contraption…his penis is connected to this pump, and he’s comfortably strapped in. The pump then stimulates him until he ejaculates, and the product is collected. He is then taken back to his pen. The semen is either stored or put immediately into one of our artificial vaginas for development.
Moving along…the second problem I mentioned—size. Most of our customers want something a little smaller, that they can easily handle and even pick up. We developed a drug that inhibits growth, and of course we always choose smaller stock to breed from. Yes, we are also working on making this drug unnecessary, which is one of the projects investors like you would be funding. Of course you’ll get a free sample of each of our products. We’re hoping that by our next generation, G5, we will have those problems fixed in their genetics, and we won’t require pharmaceuticals.
The first problem, speech, is a slightly more complicated one that currently requires surgery, though we are working to make these alterations heritable, as well. Here we are in the pet surgical unit, and you can see a surgical team working on a pet’s larynx. Oh yes, he’s quite sedated, and given all the best post-operative care. It’s all quite humane. Yes, throat surgery is quite delicate. Ah, a little too delicate for you, Mr. Black? We’ll move on, then. The end result is that a pet can no longer speak, only make a limited range of pleasant sounds.
In this next surgical bay is another of The Ranch’s innovations—all non-essential organs are routinely removed—here, the appendix. The tonsils are removed during the vocal surgery we just witnessed. Fewer parts means fewer to break down, eh, Mr. Black?
Ah, and here is our shop, with our complete line of custom supplies for all a human pet’s needs.
Out here we have the pens where our studs are kept, and the facilities for pups and surgical recovery. Yes, there’s the Adoption Centre. We’ll stop there last for you to pick someone out, unless you have any special modifications.
The pleasure pets. Yes, they’re next on our tour. Due to the necessity of keeping them virgins until they’re delivered to the customer, they are kept separate from the companion pets.
Here is our pleasure research centre. Him? Oh, of course, he can’t be sedated for this. He may be a little uncomfortable, I suppose, but he’s quite used to it, as I’ll show you in the stretching ward. He seems to be enjoying it. And he’s quite well fastened, he’s not going anywhere. You seem to be enjoying it as well, if you don’t mind my saying so, Mr. Black.
His penis is extended through a hole in the operating table, connected to a pump similar to the one you saw on the stud. Yes, our pets are trained to become aroused and ejaculate on command. His anus, as you can see, is quite well stretched for this procedure. We don’t usually stretch them quite so much, but we need full access for this. Ah, this is research in sensitivity—they’ve got him fully opened, and they’re stimulating various parts of his rectum with various implements, to make sure he’s fully responsive, what stimulation works best, that sort of thing. We also measure the amount of cum produced, the number of climaxes, heart rate…
Next is our enema salon, which customers are welcome to bring their pets to for a good cleaning. We have groomers on staff, and offer kenneling services as well.
Ah yes, here’s the stretching ward. All of our pets are virgins when shipped (unless otherwise requested), but they do receive some prior stretching—more or less, depending on preference. As you can see, they are strapped down, similar to the one in the pleasure research centre, and well lubricated specula are being used. Yes, they’re fully automated—they open and shut and the press of a button. We are working on making the anuses self-lubricating. That’s another of our G5 goals, but for now it’s still lube, lube, lube! Oh yes, if you’re not pleased with your current pet, or a new generation with more features arrives, you can certainly upgrade!
All our pleasure pets go through the same basic modifications as the companion pets, plus the additional ones you’ve seen.
And now we’ve reached the meat production part of the facility. As you can see, they are kept in large, clean, communal pens, for maximum comfort and minimal stress. These are only modified to age more rapidly and not be able to speak—we don’t change their size. Of course, if a customer requested, we could perform more modifications. We’ve had several sold for meat who ended up pets!
We have four methods of butchering, depending on the customer’s preference. We can use an herbal sedative to knock them out before dispatching them. I find this adds a pleasant flavour to the meat. They can also be herded into our butchering facility and strapped to a machine similar to the one you saw the stud on—they have a penis pump, but also an anal attachment, and a knife to slit their throats as they cum. I quite like this method, too. We also have our live spit roasting, which I’m sure you’ve heard of. The last method, for traditionalists—we simply chain them up by their ankles and slit their throats.
And that’s The Ranch! Questions, comments? No, thank you Mr. Black!
Picking out a Pet
Laurence pulled up in his truck, his trailer attached behind, ready for a half dozen pets if necessary. He wasn't sure how many he was going to bring home tonight, or even if he would find any that he would purchase. This breeder had been highly recommended, but he'd never had a human pet before and wasn't sure if it would be a challenge to own. Perhaps he could only handle one to start with.
The Ranch was a great big place, a lot like a farm. It was beautiful and fairly quiet. He'd almost expected barking. Laurence smiled as he got out of his truck, heading towards the front building, where he thought he was most likely to find some help.
Josie is waiting in the office for Mr. Carver, licking his lips a little anxiously. He's usually just in charge of looking after the pets, but Mr. Henckel is busy today and can't see clients.
Laurence opened the door, greeted by the sound of a bell hung over the door. "Mr Henckel?" he asked.
"Ah, Mr. Carver. We've been expecting you." Josie stands up and goes to shake hands, wiping his hand on his pants to make sure they're not sweaty. "I'm so sorry, Mr. Henckel is unavailable today. My name is Josie, and I'll be happy to show you around...unless, of course, you would prefer to reschedule..." he says, rather apologetically.
"No, this should be fine. What do you do here, Josie?" Laurence shook the boy's hand firmly, his body reacting approvingly to Josie's figure. The boy was fit and clearly worked hard.
"Well, I'm one of the handlers here--I assist in the day-to-day care of the pets," this is a subject he's happy and familiar with, and he's much more relaxed, "I also do some of the grooming, so I'll be able to give you a really good tour and let you know about the pets' different personalities and traits. I don't know as much about the sciency part, I'm afraid, but..."
"That's fine, I'd rather learn about how to care for them and what to expect. Though the science is interesting, I don't care to overload myself while I'm looking for a pet." Mr Carver chuckled. "Where should we start?"
"Well, where would you like to start?" Josie says with a little smile, "I mean to say...what are you interested in seeing?"
"Well, I want to see the operation here, and a bit of all the different animals, but mostly I want to see the house pets and the different modifications they can have."
"Of course! Would you like to see the pets first, or the pet surgical wing? Oh, and here's a brochure of all the modifications we've done in the past, if you'd like to look at it. Mr. Henkel is open to doing others, of course, after discussion."
"How about the pets." Laurence smiled. The boy was clearly unable to make a decision.
"Sure." Again, this is comfortable territory for Josie, but he hopes he's doing ok...and that he never has to deal with clients again. "Please follow me."
Laurence follows Josie through to where the pets were kept.
Josie leads him through the office to the companion pet barn. "Here are our studs, they're kept separate from the others, but they can see and visit each other in their outdoor runs. They're in their pens right now so you can see them. This is Jupiter and that's Neptune." He points to the boys, who rush to the pen doors to see Josie.
"Why are they kept seperately? Do they fight?" Laurence asked, watching the boys jump up and lean their paws against the doors.
"They could, yes. They're given a little more testosterone than the actual take-home pets. And they're quite valuable, but only while they're, er...functioning. We couldn't have them damaging their valuables. Even though they wear protectors, they tend to gnaw on each other's when they're together. One of our projects is to develop sheaths, but it's not ready yet." He scratches each of them.
"Would you like some treats," he asks shyly.
"Yes, please." Mr Carver smiled, tentatively scratching Neptune's jawline.
Josie gives him a handful of treats.
Laurence cautiously fed them to the boys, careful not to get his fingers in their mouths. "So, all the pets come from these two?"
"Yes. Because we don't use females, and we don't worry about multiple generations, we don't have inbreeding. When they get older, we'll have to pick some of their sons, I suppose, but they're both still pretty young."
The studs eagerly devour the treats and lick his hands for crumbs, wiggling eagerly and making little happy noises.
"Interesting." Laurence nodded, petting the stud boys' hair.
"Shall we see the pets next?"
"Sure." Josie leads him past the studs, who whine as he leaves. "Here are the adoptable pets. All of them are from our fourth generation, G4, so they're all from either Jupiter or Neptune. As you can see, they all have spots or splotches, which is one of our new developments." He smiles, proudly. "Why don't you have a look, and I'll let them out to play one at a time as you like them? All of them at once can be a little rambunctious." He points at the noisy group of pups all crowding the door making various excited noises.
"How about that one?" Laurence pointed to a small boy with a few large brown and black patches.
"Sure!" Josie carefully opens the gate, making sure not to squish anyone, but not to have any escapes, either. He scoops up the squirming pet and does the same thing in reverse, using his feet to push others out of the way. He carries the pet to an adjoining room designed for these sort of meetings and playing, then opens the hall door for Mr. Carver after attaching a leash to the pup's collar and attaching him to a clip on the wall.
The pup sits and whines, scratching at the door leading back to his pen. He's not used to being in a room by himself, without a squirming horde of others.
Laurence came in and knelt down where the boy could reach him, a few feet away. "Do they have names?" he asked Josie.
"No, not yet. We like to let the owners name them. Right now they just have numbers, the short form of their tattoos." He pets the pup and then gently turns him to show Mr. Carver his inner thigh tattoo.
Once they're in and settled with the doors closed, he removes the lead again and lets the pup roam freely.
At first the pet only scratches at the door, but when he realizes that he can't get through, he loses interest. Smelling treats, he noses at Josie, who ignores him. He eventually wanders over to the stranger and noses at his pocket.
Laurence chuckles, taking another treat out of his pocket and letting the pet crunch it in his teeth. He scratched behind the boy's ears. "Good pet." To Josie, he continued asking questions. "Tell me more about their care. I was told I could buy everything I'd need to take a pet home here, but I'd like to know more of what's involved."
The pup snaps up the treat and licks his hand, then wanders around before laying down between the two of them.
Josie is quite relaxed now, talking about he subject he knows best. "Well, we have prepackaged food and snacks for them, though you can of course feed them anything you eat. We also have cookbooks for making food for them, if you're interested in that..." he begins.
"Mhm. Well, it's your job to care for them, so what do you do for them every day?"
"Oh, sorry..." he says. "Well, I make sure that they always have food and water--most of them you can just free feed, but there are a few that need actual meals. I make sure that their litter boxes and runs are clean. I make sure they all get baths at least every three days, and make sure that their hair and nails are trimmed. I play with them, or at least let them outdoors to play with each other
They also get frequent checkups, but once they're home, they won't need that as much, because you'll know them well enough to know if they're not ok."
"Do they tend to get into trouble if left in a house alone? Should they be shut in a crate? Do they drink out of bowls or water bottles?"
Josie smiles--this seemed like a good, responsible owner. "Well, that depends on the pet, and how comfortable they are with you, and with their environment. It's probably best to leave them in a crate when you're gone for the first while, while you bond, but after that they should be ok. We have special water bottles for them--they're not like the ones for hamsters, they don't have a ball, they're able to suck on them."
"Are there trainers available or do these pups have some basic obedience training?" Laurence sat next to the napping pup, scratching down his spine.
"There are trainers available--we have some on staff, and we also have contacts for some in the city. Because of the...varied nature...of our customers'...intentions...for the pets, we tend not to give them much training besides getting them to do their business where they're supposed to, not to bite, things like that."
The pup lifts his head in surprise, then settles back down, wiggling and making happy noises at the scratches.
"True enough. How many different varieties of boys do you have here? There are pets, meat boys... what else?" he scratched more for the pet, letting it settle down against him.
The pet eventually settles his head on the man's thigh with a sigh, closing his eyes.
"We also have, uh, pleasure pets," Josie says, with just a hint of a blush. "And our organ and limb replacement pets, both in pet and human sizes."
Mr. Carver nodded, thoughtfully, looking down at the pet drowsing on his thigh. "Would you suggest getting more than one pet? To keep each other company?"
"Again, it depends on you...if you're around a lot, probably not. But if you're really busy and especially if you live alone, you might eventually want to get a second."
"Which pup would you recommend for a new owner?"
Josie laughs. "Well, this one seems to like you. And he's got a good temperment--he likes being around others, but he's not too clingy. He's not very loud, and he doesn't have any bad habits."
Mr. Carver smiled. "Then I'll take him. Would you help me get everything I'll need and load him in the trailer?"
"Of course. I'll just leave him here for now, if that's alright, while I take you through the shop to pick out some things." Josie -loves- doing this part, picking out all the pet accessories.
"That sounds perfect. If I want surgical alterations, will he be left here until he's healed?"
"Yes, unless you would prefer to take him to a vet in the city."
"I was thinking of tendon snipping so he couldn't stand, and perhaps hand alterations. Do you know how long it would take to have him ready?"
"For the procedure or for recovery?" He thinks for a moment, "and I'm not sure you'd be able to get those from another vet, they might have to do it here..."
"That would be fine, I trust the work they do here." Laurence agreed, standing and walking to the shop with the young ranch hand.
Josie shows him food, treats, bowls, bottles, blankets, beds, jackets, tooth brushes, collars, leashes, litter boxes, litter, kennels, outdoor runs, and everything else imaginable.
Mr Carver gets a selection of all the necessities, spending a small fortune on his new pet.
Josie helps him through all of it, taking him to a friendly and helpful sales girl to ring him through, then helping him load everything. "So, if you just want to come back to the office and fill out some forms, including the specifications of the modifications you want...and you can say good bye if you'd like, of course."