Read at your own risk--if you can find a story without adult content, I'd be surprised. All entries are tagged, so if there's something you're looking for or something you want to avoid, you can use those.
Some of them might not make the most sense, because a lot of the stories were LARPed or just discussed and not written down.
You'll also notice that the tenses change in a lot of the writing--that's because Carcajou writes in past tense, and Carrion writes in present tense, and we're too lazy to change it to one or the other.
One important note about historical figures--because we're...whatever...any wives that may have existed--don't. Just so you know.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Medgineer
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
September 4th
I don’t know what it is about early September, but we always seem to do our big scenes around then. Maybe, as Carcajou pointed out to me when I asked, it’s the weather--cooling down, but not downright cold yet.
We’d been planning this scene for a week or two, but were waiting for Carcajou’s three day weekend. He had already bought a barbeque fork, a plastic table cloth, and a meat thermometer in preparation. On Sunday, we headed out to get just some carrots and an apple--or so we thought. We ended up also getting a ladle, kitchen twine, a baster, some unrelated corn skewers, and I think a few other things, because I remember my arms being really full…Carcajou also got a few things as a surprise, that I didn’t know about until later. We saw a friend of Carcajou’s parents while we were at the grocery store, which was a little awkward (though he would never, ever, in a million years have guessed what our random assortment was for) and funny. He was buying pork ribs, which made me want some, but Carcajou was all, “No, we’ll be too tired after the scene to cook.” Which, wow, was true. Thank gods I have him…
Then we headed home and laid out our purchases, having a little rest and watching some Buffy.
Then, into the bath with me! for a good cleaning and thorough shaving. We had wanted to go to a sex store to get some Coochie, but…it was a Sunday on a long weekend, so no dice. Carcajou shaved my feet, legs and belly, letting my privates soak, because I tend to rash horribly when I shave there, and we were doing everything we could to keep that from happening.
There was a lot of hair, so I ended up helping, and we went through several razors, but finally I was smooth. Then we shaved my genitals.
Then it was enema time--have to be clean inside and out! We usually go for volume, but this time we were going for clean, not full, so we knew we would be doing a series of smaller enemas.
I was quite clear after the first one, which surprised me, but we did a second one anyway. That was also clear, and we decided that was enough. It did eventually become, ah, not clear, but Carcajou decided it was good enough for play. If I was really going to be eaten, it would be different, but…
Then we had another rest, because all the shaving and cleaning had been quite tiring.
I gathered the materials and Carcajou got ready.
I was laid on my stomach on our bed, which was covered by the plastic sheet. Carcajou took our new (unrelated purchase, but still convenient!) basting brush and covered me thoroughly in olive oil and herbs. He peeled some ginger (one of the surprise items) and threaded some kitchen twine through it, for figging. Usually I enjoy figging, but my ass was already quite sore from the enemas (even plain water ones irritate it quite a bit, sadly…) and the ginger was quite painful. Also, I still wanted to be able to enjoy the carrots. I was disappointed in myself at not being able to take much of it, but we moved on. (It amuses me to no end that Word doesn’t know the word ‘figging’.)
Next, my ankles were tied with the kitchen twine, and a carrot was lubed with (it doesn’t know lubed, either. Silly Word) some of the olive oil and slid up my ass. I had been really looking forward to this part, but, as I said, my ass was really sore by this point…so we’ll probably (yes, please, definitely! I mean…) have to try this again later.
Carcajou pulled the carrot out and started chopping it, using my leg as a cutting board, which felt mindblowingly amazing, and I came. It didn’t cut me, it was just pressure. He then put the carrot back in my ass for pictures, which turned out fantastic.
Then the other secret ingredient was revealed--mushrooms! The chopped carrots and mushrooms were artfully arranged on and around me, which I also really enjoyed. Then the meat thermometer, which was thankfully very small for my poor ass.
We had bought the smallest possible apple, because I have a really strong gag reflex, and a really small mouth, and it turned out to be the perfect size. It was shoved nice and deep into my mouth, and I held onto it with my teeth. Then some more pictures of me ready for the oven, with the apple, thermometer, twine, garnish, and all oiled and glossy.
(At about this time Carcajou realized he had gotten oil on the lens, so there were a few ‘artfully blurred’ pictures before he cleaned it.)
He also stuck the fork in me, which, in the pictures, looks totally convincing, like it's actually breaking skin, not just denting it. Wonderful.
Then he lit some candles and propped me over them (we had tried setting up a ‘spit’ earlier, but there was no way to hang me off of it, and laying on it was way too uncomfortable). At first they were just tea lights, and too small and far away to do anything, so he grabbed a candelabra, which worked much better, and rubbed some of the oil from my back onto my chest, which felt great. He also ate the apple out of my mouth. Purrr... I got a nice cooking, and then we cleaned up and rested.
We were both totally, completely exhausted. I kept saying how surprised I was by how tired I was, because I really hadn’t done much.
We got some fantastic pictures, as I said, but I would like to do it again without the shaving (I did get a rash, but thankfully not until a few days later) and the enema, just with the apple (we bought some more today…hmm…) and carrots (we still have some…hmm…) and dispatching. The oil was fun, but waaaaaay too messy. We also wanted to have me being bitten lots, but, of course, Carcajou's mouth was really sore. Lol, it's amazing how these things happen. My poor master. He got in a few good ones.
I’m really glad we did it this way, but it was a lot of work, and the prep took a really long time, so it’ll probably be easier (and nicer for my butt!) if we skip straight to the playing. We also bought some ginger today…
Friday, June 3, 2011
Preparation
“Diego, I need you to help me prepare.” Camaxtli enters their room without warning, as always. He is holding a reed and a jug.
Diego, who had been drowsing, is instantly awake when the other enters. “Of course. How can I help?”
"I will show you." he said. He led Diego outside to their small yard, where he slid the reed into his anus -without bothering with any lubrication- he bled a little. "You pour water through the reed. Slowly."
Diego is quite shocked by this. “What is this for?” he asks, trying to keep his voice neutral--he doesn’t want to make Camaxtli feel like he’s insulting his beliefs.
"Purification, for certain ceremonies." Camaxtli let Diego pour all the water in. "Take out the reed." he told him. When he was done, Camaxtli dug himself a hole and covered it up when he was done squatting. "Where is Miguel?" he asked Diego, watching his sacrifice.
“I think he’s shopping,” Diego said, still a little startled by what’s just happened.
"I do not understand why he does that so often." Camaxtli said. "I won't need you for the sacrifice tonight. I'd like you to stay somewhere else until I come and get you."
“Are you sure? I thought you were preparing for a ceremony,” Diego asks.
"No." The Aztec laughed. "The god I sacrifice to tonight does not want human blood."
Diego wonders if feces can be sacrificed to a god. "Oh." The laughter startles him, and he's suddenly tempted to hug the other. He turns to leave instead.
Camaxtli grabbed him by the wrist. "I didn't say to leave yet."
Diego froze, nestling against Camaxtli, hoping the other won't notice.
Camaxtli pulled back his head, biting his neck none too gently.
Diego's neck and back arch, from startled pleasure. His cock grows erect.
Smiling like a jaguar, Camaxtli went to his knees, taking Diego's cock in his mouth.
Diego nearly cums on the spot, his head snapping backward, hands clenched into fists, nails digging into his palms.
Using his fingernail, Camaxtli cut a line down the length of Diego's cock, letting it bleed for a moment before lapping it up.
Diego cries out, the unexpected sensation ruining his last drop of control, adding semen to the blood.
Camaxtli drinks it, waiting until the blood had stopped flowing before standing again
Diego feels his knees go weak, his nails digging harder into his palms as he fights to stay standing.
Camaxtli brought him to their 'bed', pushing him down and laying with him.
Diego more or less falls, coiling as close to Camaxtli as possible.
Camaxtli pets the boy's hair, being surprisingly gentle.
"That was...unexpected..." he murmurs.
"Why do you say that?" he asked.
Diego blushes. "That...act...I always thought it would be me performing it on you..."
"And why is that?" he seemed a little amused, but he wasn't smiling
"It...I always thought...was something done for a more...powerful man."
"Hm." Camaxtli bit his ear gently, pulling with his teeth.
Diego shivers, twisting over top of Camaxtli.
Camaxtli laughed again, clawing his fingernails down the other's bare back.
Diego alternately sprawls, twists and writhes, both seeking and avoiding Camaxtli's nails.
Camaxtli continues to claw him, wrestling almost playfully.
He bit the other's shoulder, growling a little.
Diego finally laughs as Camaxtli finds a ticklish spot, an open, boyish sound, much as he must have sounded when alive. It's been a long time since he laughed so freely.
He smirks, pinning the other and biting his shoulder all the way up to his ear. Camaxtli growls a little in the Spaniard's ear.
Diego honest-to-god giggles, murmuring a quick, breathy "Loveyou" into Camaxtli's ear.
Camaxtli actually purred, murmuring it back to him in nahuatl.
Diego understood the tone, if not the words. (Although Camaxtli's tone could occasionally be deceptive.) Cautiously he lick-nibbled his lord's neck.
Camaxtli stroked the other man's hair gently, closing his eyes, enjoying the feelings.
Diego yawned, his jaw cracking, into the easy silence. He grinned a bit sheepishly, making happy, sleepy murmurs.
"Nehua monequiltia-ti." he murmured again, laughing softly.
Diego tries to repeat it, stumbling heavily over the strange words.
"Hm. Try it again." he said, surprisingly patient.
The Spaniard grins softly, looking very young, very innocent and open. "I...like it when you're happy like this. With me." He rolls his head to gaze at the other man.
"Hmm, you've pleased me." he stroked Diego's hair out of his face gently.
Diego smiles, nodding. "Neh...nehua moneh...tequila. Tea."
Camaxtli chuckled softly, biting the other's ear again gently.
Diego gives a happy groan, rapidly drifting off. Sleep doesn't usually come to him easily, and he welcomes it.
The Aztec stays awake, stroking the Spaniard's hair softly and letting him sleep. He will wait for Miguel to return before moving Diego and performing his sacrifice.
Practice
I was cold sober, I swear. I know how unlikely that sounds, it being me, but I was. I had a Literature exam, one that I actually had to study for. And I’m not so far gone that I think being drunk helps one study. I know that much. However, I still must have appeared drunk; the exam had really taken a lot out of me. I staggered up the steps to my flat, anticipating some wine perhaps, but mostly just my bed.
There was a note tacked to my door. This may not sound unusual, but I never get notes. Especially on my door. I shrugged, grabbed it, and collapsed into my rooms, leaning against the door. Rolling my eyes, I examined the note. “A. Grantaire” was all it said on the front. This, too, was odd; I tried to avoid using my first name, or even initial, wherever possible. Out of curiosity I unfolded it, reading. It said, simply, “Grantaire, come by my flat as soon as you get this. E. Combeferre.” It happened that I did know where he lived, but such a request from anyone, let alone Ferre, was odd.
I was still exhausted, but any excuse for a social occasion was welcome. Especially from one of the Amis. Especially Enjolras’ best friend. Pretend I didn’t say that, alright? In any case, my intentions were purely innocent: I would go, see what he wanted, and fall into bed.
His flat wasn’t far, and he opened the door when he saw me on the stoop. “Alain, excellent! I wasn’t sure you would come. Come in, you look exhausted.”
I was a little suspicious by now, and raised an eyebrow to denote this. “Firstly, never call me Alain. Better Winecask than that. Secondly…do forgive me if it seems rude, but…what do you want? I am exhausted.”
He simply bobbed his head at me, smiling and waving away my words. “Oui, oui. Again, merci for coming. This way.”
I rolled my eyes and followed him, knowing there was no way he would tell me what was going on until he was good and ready.
He led me to his bedroom. I took a moment to glance around; it’s not everyday I get to see another man’s bedroom. Most of the walls were filled with shelves, which in turn were full of books. The silly boy had even put shelves over his window. There was a paper-heaped item that might have been a desk, and the smallest bed possible for human habitation. There were no blankets on the bed, only a sheet and a pillow. I wasn’t surprised by any of it.
“Strip.”
I gaped at him for a moment. “What?”
“Strip!”
He moved towards me, as though he would remove my clothes himself. I automatically wrapped my arms around myself, staring at him. He stared back, impatiently.
“What do you mean, ‘strip’? You can’t just go around sending notes and bringing people to your bedroom and telling them to…disrobe!” However, it had worked once…maybe it had possibilities.
He laughed, putting one hand on his forehead, ignoring my accusation completely. “Ah, oui, you’re right. Forgive me. I did tell you what you were to come here for, didn’t I?”
Still staring at him, I shook my head.
He sat on the edge of the bed, looking up at me. “Well…you know that I am in medical school…”
“Ferre? The entire civilized world knows you’re in medical school.” Suddenly feeling sulky, I added, “I bet you don’t even know my college, do you?”
“Later, later. Anyway. Part of our evaluation is Patient Treatment. I need to practice.”
“Does everyone practice?”
“I don’t know. Or care. There is a reason I’m at the top of my class, you see.”
“Let me phrase it differently…are you allowed to get such an advantage as extra practice?”
“Well, I don’t see why not! It’s not my fault that others don’t have friends…”
I held up a hand to stop him before he really got going. “Fascinating, I’m sure…but what does it have to do with me?”
“Oh, Alain, so suspicious…Enjolras said you would be.”
My suspicions grew. “Enjolras?”
“Oui, I said I was looking for volunteers, and he suggested you.”
“Do either of you know the meaning of ‘volunteer’?”
“Well, you’re here, aren’t you?”
He had a point. “What does all this have to do with me stripping?”
He gave an extraordinarily exasperated sigh. “Really, do I have to spell it out? Patient Treatment. I need to practice. Therefore, I need practice patients to, well, practice on.”
“Practice what, exactly?”
“Oh, you know…treatment.”
“Combeferre, you’re being vague. There’s nothing wrong with me, so there’s nothing to treat, so I should be going.”
“I’m being vague because I don’t know what I’ll be treating, because I haven’t examined you yet. And even if,” he looked at me rather sharply, “there is nothing wrong with you, I can still practice. Strip.”
I realized there was no way to win. Blushing slightly, I turned around and began removing my cravat. Glancing around, I saw he was still staring fixedly at me.
“Do you mind?”
“Mind what? You’re doing what I told you.”
I felt my blush deepen. “Oui, but…you don’t have to watch like that…”
“Well, I’m going to see it all, anyway. This is practicing my Clinical Distance.”
“Clinical…Ferre, you know me! I’m not some specimen, you know.”
“You are right now.” He was starting to sound sulky.
Again, he had a point. No one had forced me to come. I rolled my eyes, and undressed as quickly as possible, leaving my undergarments on.
“If you insist, for now, but eventually everything will come off. However, if you need that comfort for now, very well.”
“What exactly are you going to be doing?” I was a little nervous by now. I tried to avoid going to the doctor. Or being naked. The combination was rather unsettling.
Apparently he was off in Clinical Distance Land, and didn’t reply. I tried to force myself to relax, standing almost nude in my friend’s bedroom.
“Sit on the bed, Alain.”
I let his use of my name slide. Maybe it was part of his Clinical Distance scheme. I sat. He began running his hands over my hair and face, checking every inch. I must admit, it felt rather nice. I may have begun fantasizing, but really, I think I can be forgiven that. Besides, I had hardly been touched in almost six months, I didn’t even need to fantasize. He moved down to my neck, and began feeling my chest and back. I moaned softly, forgetting where I was. I heard a voice say, do that again, so I did. I felt a head being pressed against my chest, and instinctively put an arm around the person, half asleep.
Ferre rapped me, rather sharply, on the side of the head. “Alain, I can’t examine you if you keep touching me! Now, make that noise again.”
I shuddered slightly, deciding to pay attention from now on. And, a little hesitantly, moaned.
He frowned, then shrugged. “Ah, your chest sounded strange for a moment there. But it’s alright now. Would you like to listen? Oh. I suppose you can’t, can you. Never mind, then.”
I was beginning to remember why I tried to limit my Ferre-exposure. The boy took strange to whole new vistas.
He began poking at my chest. If I had been a woman, it would have been my breasts, but as it was…
Just as I tried to ask what exactly he thought he was doing, he moved to my nipples. It came out “Ferrewhatyoudoing…” in a breathy sigh. Touch. Six months. Anyway.
Nonchalantly, he answered, “Checking for peculiarities.”
I should have my peculiarities checked more often.
After what seemed ages, while I tried to restrain another moan, he finished, moving on to my abdomen. He frowned at my liver, prodded it rather mercilessly, but seemed to find it…however he was looking for it to be.
He then produced a stethoscope, frigid, of course, and clapped it onto my chest. I glared at it: I was quite cold enough sitting there naked, without its help. He listened intently for a while, until I wondered if there was anything in there, and stowed it away again.
I glanced around the room again, briefly. When I looked back, he was holding an unnecessarily large knife. I managed to restrain a shriek. Just.
“Combeferre. What are you doing with that? If this is some plot of Enjolras’ to get rid of me…”
He sighed, laughing softly. “It’s no such thing. I have to practice bloodletting. You don’t mind, do you?” Before I had a chance to respond, he continued, “Good. Now, hold still, and it won’t hurt as much.”
I froze. Closing my eyes, I tried to imagine myself somewhere else. He drew me into his arms, cradling me against his chest. I relaxed, drawing myself against him. He struck. My eyes flew open in surprise, just in time to see a thick line of red trailing along one wrist. I watched it, captivated, for a while and realized, it had actually felt kind of nice, being held by him, and the feeling of the knife…I had a moment to wonder about myself before turning to him and angrily sulking, “Ow!”
He smiled. “You were shaking. I was afraid of hurting you.”
“People who are afraid of hurting people usually aren’t carrying huge knives.”
“Oh, you knew I was going to do it, stop whining. Other wrist.”
A little reluctantly, but not without pleasure, I offered it to him. This time, I felt a shudder of near-joy run through me as he struck. At that instant, it was like I was connected to everything, and had never really been alive until that point. It was somehow freeing and exhilarating, though I’m sure I don’t know why. I felt myself shudder convulsively against him, watching both streams of red cavorting over my wrists. Ferre looked pleased with himself.
After another moment of comfort, he shoved me off of him, and fetched some bandages. He wrapped my wrists tightly and efficiently. Gods help me, I was a little sorry to see them covered. Ferre, however, had already moved on.
“Strip.”
“Ferre, I did already, see?”
“Completely.”
By this point, I was rather aroused, and it was showing enough, without…you know…showing it. But he looked so serious and steadfast that I shakily removed my underpants. As soon as my testicles were revealed, he seized them and squeezed them sharply. I gave a little indignant cry, which made him smile. It was rather disturbing.
“Uh…” I managed to stammer.
“Making sure your testicles have descended!” He said, cheerfully.
I shook my head. He didn’t seem to understand what his test actually was. And that had nothing to do with descending.
Now, I don’t know if you know this about Ferre, and do excuse me for interrupting the narrative flow or whatever you wish to call it, but Ferre…he’s more or less considered asexual. He never talks about girls (or boys) with the rest of us, and in fact doesn’t even seem to notice when we do talk about such things. His next move, then, startled me. Hell, I think my heart skipped a beat. It was that unexpected.
Having released my testes, he proceeded to wrap his hand around my penis, and tugged it briskly. To my embarrassment, I almost came right there. As it was, I could only murmur, weakly, “…Ferre.”
He glanced up, completely unfazed. “Just making sure everything works properly.”
“…they actually teach you to do that?”
He nodded. “Now, hush. When was the last time you went to a doctor?”
I wasn’t sure whether to hush or answer. “Uh…”
“That’s what I thought. We’d better test you for sterility.”
I didn’t like the sound of that. Or maybe I did. In any case, Combeferre would not have been my top choice to ‘test for sterility’. “Um…”
“I’ll be right back.” He left for a moment, leaving me too stunned even to move, and returned shortly with a small porcelain bowl. He set it down, and said, quite matter-of-factly, “Try to let me know when you feel ready.”
Before I could ask him what exactly he meant, or anything else, he seized my penis again, and began…testing me for fertility. It was over quite quickly, I’ve never been quite that fond of myself, if you know what I mean, so it had been a while. As I felt myself tense, he released me, grabbed the bowl, and caught some of the…product. I collapsed backwards onto the bed; he looked pleased with himself.
As soon as I was able, I looked at him carefully. He still seemed to view this process as completely asexual. He was simply staring at the dish. “Very good. We won’t actually test it, I don’t have the right materials here.”
I shook my head in disbelief. “Can…can I go?”
He looked as if I had asked “When will sugar fall from the sky?” or something equally unreasonable. “Of course not, we’ve hardly begun. Roll over.”
I did without thinking.
He rustled around for a while behind my back, while I lay recuperating. After another moment, with no warning, I felt his slick, obviously lubricated, finger enter my rear. I jerked sharply, trying to turn and look at him. He pushed me back down, rather impatiently.
“You squirm a lot, do you know that?”
“You would squirm, if someone suddenly put a finger up your ass!” This was a little muffled, as he was still holding me down.
“Hush. Haven’t you ever been examined before?”
“Not like this, I haven’t!”
He sniffed snobbishly. “Well, I don’t know what kind of doctor you’ve been to, honestly.” And he proceeded to shove his finger deeper, feeling around.
I dug my nails into my palms, trying to keep control of myself.
He withdrew his finger, and I assumed he was done. No such luck. A moment later I felt myself penetrated by a cold piece of steel. I moaned, digging my nails harder.
“Stop squirming!”
I didn’t bother responding to that. Instead, I allowed myself to feel the steel thing creeping further and further into me, warming as it went. I heard a faint clicking, and it began to expand, stretching the hole. It didn’t hurt; in fact, it was rather pleasant. I didn’t know what Ferre was doing, nor did I especially want to. I simply allowed myself to enjoy it. Sadly, after a few more minutes, the device was removed, and I heard Ferre again.
“When was the last time you had an enema?”
I was still half in that drowsy state of bliss, and wished he’d stop talking, already. “A what?”
I heard more rustling, and felt something else being gently slid into my waiting orifice. I sighed with pleasure, and began returning to my peaceful, relaxed state. There was a faint click, and I felt warmth begin to flow from the thing. It was exceptionally wonderful, that’s the only way I can think to describe it. I felt full, and warm, and utterly relaxed, and the warmth just kept coming. I later realized it was water, which Ferre must have heated already. Always prepared, our Ferre.
After a while, however, it began to feel too much, and I had an overwhelming need to relieve myself. I tried to roll over and tell Ferre this, but he held me down. I had nearly begun to writhe by this point, it was becoming intolerable, but he continued to hold me. At last the flow of water stopped, but he still wouldn’t let me rise. By now I was nearly in tears, but I could still feel his firm hands on my back, and knew struggling was useless.
He murmured, “You have to hold it a little longer, Alain…” before gently rolling me onto my back, still holding me down. He drew my upper body into his lap, and began rubbing my abdomen. I could feel the water sloshing around in me, and it felt a little better. After a few minutes of this, he began rubbing in the opposite direction, and that unbearable need returned. Finally, he released me. Almost before I knew I was free, I had leapt up and headed for the chamber pot. In the next room, of course.
When I returned, I felt…better. Better, in fact, than I had felt in a long time. I leaned on the doorframe, watching him clean and inspect his instruments, shaking my head gently. What a fine doctor he would make.
“Merci, Alain. I feel much more experienced now. It was good of you to squirm, it makes it much more realistic. Come again sometime?”
I fled.