This is our new dump site for all of our roleplay character-related writings.

Read at your own risk--if you can find a story without adult content, I'd be surprised. All entries are tagged, so if there's something you're looking for or something you want to avoid, you can use those.

Some of them might not make the most sense, because a lot of the stories were LARPed or just discussed and not written down.

You'll also notice that the tenses change in a lot of the writing--that's because Carcajou writes in past tense, and Carrion writes in present tense, and we're too lazy to change it to one or the other.

One important note about historical figures--because we're...whatever...any wives that may have existed--don't. Just so you know.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Greek God Advice Column

(Is it Corinthian or Doric? Ooooooh...)

Dear Zeus,
My girlfriend and I are having relationship problems. What should I do?
Sincerely, Hot And Bothered

Dear Hot--
Make like a swan and fuck her! That gets ALL the ladies!
Zeus


Dear Zeus,
My boyfriend gave me swan herpes...should I see a doctor?
-Feathered Friend

Dear Feathered
No! You should go give your man a blow job is what you should do! He's doing it right.
Zeus


Dear Apollo,
I really like this girl, but every time I try to talk to her, she brushes me off. Help?
Waiting for advice,
Lonely Guy

Dear Lonely,
Be careful with this one. Have you met her father? Make sure you will not get your heart broken by a tree.
Apollo


Dear Zephyrus,
I really like this guy, but he won't give me the time of day. He totally has the hots for someone on the track team. How can I get him to notice me?
Lusty

Dear Lusty,
KILL HIM WITH A DISCUS!
Yours Truly,
Zephyrus


Dear Orpheus,
This boy I really like was killed in a freak discus accident. I'm really upset. Do you have any advice?
Pining and Alone

Dear Pining,
I can't tell you exactly how to get into the underworld, or how to get past Cerberus. But I do have some advice: don't turn around!
Orpheus




Friday, November 11, 2011

Denis

Mischa

Aloysha

Gregory

Théo

Ivan

Grantaire is Shot!

Grantaire, standing behind Enjolras (and mostly watching his ass, honestly, rather than listening to the words he's saying) happens to see the glint of light from a gun barrel pointed at the striking blond. Without stopping to think, the cynic throws himself forward, knocking Enjolras out of the line of fire and taking his place.

Enjolras looked up in surprise and anger until he realized that he'd been spattered with blood and that Grantaire had pushed him out of the way of a bullet. "Grantaire..." he cradled the man, his blue eyes huge.

Smiling weakly, Grantaire shoves at Enjolras' chest. "Get out of here, idiot," he murmurs, fondly.

The crowd is keeping the gendarmes at bay for now. Enjolras scoops Grantaire into his arms and weaves through the people, ducking into an alley.

Grantaire can't help but cry out as he's jostled and roughly carried by Enjolras, who, while taller, is very slender.

Enjolras holds him up against the wall, clapping a hand over his mouth and kissing his forehead.

His eyes wide and pain-filled, Grantaire stares gratefully at Enjolras as he screams into the blond's hand, letting out the worst of the pain. The kiss definitely helps, though he wishes he hadn't literally had to be shot for it.

Enjolras puts part of his hand in R's mouth so he can bite down on it. He trails kisses across the man's rough, stubbly face. To his surprise, he likes the way it feels against his lips.

Closing his eyes, Grantaire bites the offered hand, trying not to clamp down as much as he would like to. His breathing gradually slows, aided by Enjolras' soft lips on his face, and he eventually releases his grip on the man's hand. His own hands, which had been balled in the material of Enjolras' jacket, finally loosen and he opens his eyes again, only to see the blond's looking at him from inches away.

Enjolras pulls his teeth-dented hand from Grantaire's mouth and... kisses him.

Taken completely by surprise, Grantaire melts into his idol's arms. Not sure what to do with his own arms, Grantaire awkwardly puts a hand on the back of Enjolras' neck, then moves it to his back, then winces as his wound is jostled. "Ah..." he hisses, "maybe we should keep moving." He's mentally kicking himself as soon as the words have left his mouth--what's a possibly life-threatening wound compared to kissing Enjolras?

"Ah, I'm sorry!" Enjolras pulled away, face flushed bright pink with embarrassment. "I don't know what came over me." he helped Grantaire stand, supporting him. "Can you make it to Etienne's flat?"

"I don't mind," Grantaire gasps weakly, shuffling forward to test how well he can walk. "I'll make it." He thinks about adding something about doing this later, but he doesn't want to press his luck. He softly strokes Enjolras' face, then concentrates on putting one foot in front of the other.

Enjolras supported him all the way to Combeferre's. The medical student wasn't home, but Enjolras let himself in and ransacked the clutter for bandages. Luckily, Grantaire's wound didn't seem to be bleeding much. Enjolras wrapped it as best he could.

Trying not to get -too- much blood everywhere, Grantaire sinks gratefully onto Combeferre's couch, pushing heaps of books and papers aside so he can lay down and concentrate on breathing slowly and deeply, eyes tightly closed, while he waits for Enjolras. He bites his lip while the wound is cared for, grabbing Enjolras' sleeves several times.

Enjolras gives him worried smiles, stroking his hair whenever he made pained noises or gripped his sleeve. "...thank you. That was a very brave thing."

"A very stupid thing, you mean," Grantaire sighs. "But thank you. I'm...glad you're ok. How bad does it look?"

"It doesn't look too deep, but... Etienne will know better than I." Enjolras leaned in to Grantaire and kissed him again, his hand sliding up R's thigh.

"Ahhh! Enjolras!" Grantaire gasps, grabbing the blond's hand before things get...well...out of hand. "You...have no idea how much I want this...but..." He raises pleading brown eyes to meet Enjolras' blue, carefully withdrawing from the kiss.

Enjolras flushed again, clenching his fists. "I'm sorry!" he sat down firmly on the floor in front of the couch. He was so hard he couldn't think. Why was he reacting this way? Grantaire was hurt, it really wasn't the time to be... aroused!

"It's alright! Please, don't be embarrassed. Believe me, I want this." Grantaire tries to hide how much this little speech has hurt, gently taking Enjolras' hand.

Just then, there is a rattling at the door and Combeferre strides in. "Ah! Enjolras, you're alright. I heard there was fighting in the street and I was worried. And who's...Grantaire. You made a mess of my work, and you're bleeding all over my...you're bleeding all over my couch!" Instantly, Combeferre springs to his friend's side, with considerably more adroitness than usual. He nods his approval at Enjolras' bandage before removing it to examine the wound. "You're alright, Grantaire. It's just a graze. What happened?"

"He leapt in front of me! A gendarme tried to shoot me." Enjolras squeezed Grantaire's hand. "He saved my life."

Grantaire tries to hide a smile at Combeferre's abrupt change, content to lay back and listen.

*He squeezes back, smiling up at Enjolras. "I'm not going to die?"

"No, Grantaire, you'll be fine. Would you like some brandy? That was a very brave thing you did. And I'm glad." Combeferre manages to give Enjolras a look that is both furious and overjoyed.

Enjolras smiles apologetically at his friend.

"And you!" Combeferre cries, rounding on Enjolras, "what were you thinking, almost getting yourself shot?! If Grantaire hadn't been there--not that I'm saying I would rather you get shot, Grantaire--who knows what would have happened?!"

"I had no idea my speech was attracting so much attention!" he protested.

Combeferre just raises an eyebrow, pointedly turning his back on Enjolras to fuss over Grantaire.

Grantaire does not want to be caught in the middle of this. "I, ah, I'm feeling much better!" he announces, trying to stand and escape.

Enjolras stood with him, pushing him back down. "Etienne..." he sighed. "Is he well enough to move, or should he stay here?"

"He should stay here. Well, somewhere safe, anyway. My flat isn't exactly conductive to, ah, recuperation." The medical student flaps vaguely at the mess. "But I suppose it will have to do for now. You should stay here, too, out of sight. I have class, or do you need me to stay?"

Grantaire sighs, and allows himself to be laid flat. At least he had managed to avoid an argument.

"We can manage. You get to class." Enjolras nodded, hugging his friend.

Combeferre hugs back, a little more forcefully than usual. With a final glaring, warning look at Enjolras, and a softer, more concerned one at Grantaire, the medical student leaves again.

Grantaire laughs until he groans, clutching the wound on his side. "Does he know how ridiculous he is?"

"I don't think so." Enjolras smiled weakly.

Shaking his head, Grantaire settles back on the couch. "So, ah..." he starts, then looks away, blushing.

Enjolras pretends to study his fingernails, blushing.

"Um, never mind."

"Please... say what you wanted to." he said quietly.

"...about what happened...would you...I mean...I would like...please kiss me again..."

"You're hurt, we shouldn't..."

"Just a kiss. Please. Unless, ah..." The cynic flicks his gaze to Enjolras' groin, quite close to his face with the blond standing, then quickly looks away.

"We... I don't think we should continue this until you're better." he said resolutely.

Grantaire nods. "But...you do want to continue?" he murmurs shyly.

"Yes." he smiled. "However, I don't want to hurt you."

"Um...would you hold me?"

"Of course." Enjolras sat down next to him, gingerly pulling R against his chest. "You rest."

Curling up gratefully against his Apollo, Grantaire settles up for some well-deserved sleep.

Butt Spread

René kissed Grantaire roughly, fingers pulling at his wild, wavy mane.

"Nhn..." Grantaire moaned, arching his neck to keep from having too much pressure on his hair.

René bent the man over the bed on his knees, scratching down his back to pull apart his ass cheeks.

Grantaire squirmed wildly with delight, trying to work René's finger into his exposed hole. He moaned at the scratches, going limp across his lover's lap.

René kept his fingers out of R, but the man could hear and feel someone approaching behind him. Something hot and slick slid into his anus roughly and big hands grabbed his hips. René grinned, kissing Grantaire and rubbing his lover's cock with his knee, none-too-gently.

Grantaire's eyes widened a little with anxiety at the sound of foot steps behind him, but he trusts Courfeyrac and kept his eyes fixed on his lover's. Soon, the feeling of being so forcefully entered by a large cock has distracted Grantaire from anything else. The feeling of René forcing his ass cheeks open for another man to fuck him, and the rough treatment on his cock and balls soon has his head thrown back, crying out with delight.

René groaned, biting Grantaire's shoulder and neck hard. Luc chuckled deeply, groaning as he slid even deeper into R, his hips practically bruising R's ass as he fucks him hard.

"Ohh...yes..." Grantaire moaned, arching back into the cock filling him as much as he can, held in place by René's teeth and hands on his ass. Grantaire was soon making high, incoherent noises in time to the unknown man's pounding.

"You like?" René murmured around the skin in his mouth, grabbing R's cock in his hand and squeezing.

Luc's fingernails raked down Grantaire's hips.

"Yessssss..." Grantaire hissed, caught between the two of them, helpless as they had his way with him...and loving every second of it. His breathing quickened as rough, uneven nails scratched his hips, making his cock begin to leak.

René's hand tightened around Grantaire's cock mercilessly, squeezing like a snake.

"Naahhh!" Grantaire moaned. At this point, he wasn't sure if he could cum, René was gripping his cock so hard. He bucked against the grip, working René's hand as much as he could.

René grinned wickedly, enjoying the feeling of Luc pounding into the man above him. Luc grabbed Grantaire by his hair, yanking his head back roughly.

Grantaire's eyes filled with joyous tears, not quite spilling yet. He easily gave in to Luc’s grip on his hair, baring his throat for René.

René scooted about on the bed, flipping around to force Grantaire down on his cock, fighting Luc for control of the man's head. He kept his grip on R's cock and squeezed his testicles roughly too.

Again caught between the two of them, Grantaire laughed wildly. Not sure what to do with his hands, he rested them on René's thighs, moaning around his mouthful. He bit down occasionally as René found an especially tender grip on his balls.

René groaned, starting to suck at the man above him, deep-throating him. His grip on Grantaire's balls stayed about the same.

Luc swatted Grantaire's ass, spanking him as he fucked him.

Grantaire screamed, the sound muffled by René's cock in his mouth. He started to cum, the spanking throwing him over the edge in spite of René's grip.

René lapped up his lover's semen, groaning happily and thrusting into R's mouth.

Luc only gripped the boy's hips tighter and sped up, fucking him almost raw.

Soon moaning almost continually around René's cock, Grantaire sucks furiously in time to the pounding his other end is receiving.

Luc finally spasms and fills R's tight hole with cum, groaning happily and crawling onto the bed.

Grantaire, shuddering, flopped against René, continuing to suck.

René moaned happily, filling R's mouth.

"Mmm..." Grantaire swallowed in great gulps of delight, making sure he's gotten every drop before lifting his head from René's lap and beaming up at his lover before wiping his face.

René smiled at him, practically fainting into the bed with happiness, curling into a little ball.

Luc wrapped an arm around Grantaire.

Eyes closed and panting a little, Grantaire burrows against the large, powerful arm gripping him. He extended a leg until he found René.

René finally sat up and rearranged them. He nestled into Grantaire's chest, letting the drunkard be in the middle of the other two men.

Grantaire purred with delight at being sandwiched between two men, an he idly stroked René's hair, enjoying the heavy, musky scent of the man holding them both, not caring enough to find out who the man is.

Soon enough they were all snoring and snuggled together in a warm heap.

*****

Grantaire was the first to wake, still snugggled and sticky between the others. He sighed happily and stretched a little, finally curious enough to wonder who was holding him. He recoiled with shock at the sight of the still-sleeping man's face.

Luc's face was surprisingly peaceful looking in sleep, much different than the intensely powerful, angry man that Grantaire recognized him as.

The drunkard was...perplexed...by how relaxed Bahorel looked. And wondered what he was doing in René's bed. Trying to calm his racing heart, Grantaire smoothly oozed out of Bahorel's arms.

René groaned, rolling over. "Mmm, no, warm." he murmured.

Startled by René's voice and movement, Grantaire froze. Forcing himself to be calm, not to overreact to Bahorel's presence in the bed, he continued freeing himself.

"Whasswrong?"

Grantaire shook his head wildly, eyes wide.

"R?" René started to sit up, aware that something was wrong.

Shaking his head again, as a warning to keep quiet, Grantaire tried to push his lover back into place, to keep Bahorel from waking. He's near panic.

René nodded, laying still. He whispered. "What's wrong?"

Relaxing a minute amount, his shoulders lowering and taking a deep, settling breath, Grantaire leaned against René, like a frightened child clinging to a parent.

René rubbed his back gently. "Tell me." he murmured as quietly as he could.

"What is he doing here?" Grantaire hissed, his head jerking sharply to indicate Bahorel. He hardly noticed the soothing hand on his back.

"He was the one fucking you last night." René said, surprised that Grantaire hadn't even checked.

Grantaire recoiled as though he'd been slapped, his face going white as he stared, aghast, at René.

"I'm sorry, but I thought it went really well. Luc and I have been lovers for almost a month now and he's never been anything but gentle with me." René said apologetically. "I'm so sorry, I didn't know you had history."

Grantaire laughed, a coarse, unpleasant sound verging on hysteria. "History? Yes. You could call it that." Unconsciously, the drunkard cradles his left hand in his right, soothing a long-healed wound.

"I'll get him to leave." René stroked R's hair.

"No, don't! Don't wake him!"

"Alright." the delicate man agreed. "Would you tell me what happened between you?"

"Not here," Grantaire whispered. "We should...go..."

"Alright." René helped him sneak out of bed, dressing quietly and scribbling a quick note for Luc (and leaving him a few francs for a fiacre).

Once they're safely out of the bed, and Bahorel is still safely snoring in it, Grantaire slumped with relief against René.

René kissed R's face gently. "We'll go get a coffee." he guided him to the nearest cafe and into a quiet booth.

Grantaire nodded, fast and shallow and edgy, pressing against René with every step until they're safely out of the flat, when he (almost comically) begins easing away from his lover, a little with every step, until he was walking beside René, if unusually close. He sank gratefully into the booth. "I'm sorry, René. You must think me quite mad..."

"No, I'm just sorry I didn't know." he apologized again, kissing R's stubbly chin. René ordered coffees and cake, sipping his once it came and waiting for Grantaire to calm down enough to talk.

Grantaire gulped the hot coffee, cursing a few times as he burned his mouth, but not slowing down. The cake vanished just as quickly, but the heat and food served to steady him. Sighing raggedly, Grantaire snuggled against René's side, looking rather ashamed.

René kissed his cheek. "When did you meet him?" he asked softly.

"A few years ago..." His left hand cradeled in his right again, Grantaire stared at the rough, pitted table top, idly flicking a few crumbs around with his right pinkie.

René gently stroked Grantaire's right hand.

Even when the crumbs are gone, Grantaire's pinkie is still making short, jerky arcs across the rough wood until he forces it to be still. He looked into René's face, eyes wide with desperation. "I'm...I'm sorry," he murmured. He slowly offered his left hand, on which several of his fingers have clearly been broken. "You know how sore my hand gets," he said, indicating the bones of his hand, "it's

because some of these were broken."

René hugged him tightly, heart sinking. "I'm sorry... I know he had a violent past but I didn't think you knew each other."

Wishing for something stronger than coffee, Grantaire's gaze bored into René's. "He was insane back then, like a wounded animal. There was...something wrong with him. I don't know about now." He nestled gratefully against René.

"He's never hurt me. He seems troubled." René said thoughtfully, "but I've never seen his violence directed at anything besides boxing or scrapping with strangers."

R nodded, relaxing a little. "I'm glad. I...I don't know what I would do if he hurt you. I'm sorry I didn't warn you, I didn't think..." His breathing has sped up again with distress.

"Shh, it's alright." René wrapped an arm around him, ordering them another coffee, this one with brandy.

Smelling the brandy when the mug is plonked in front of him, Grantaire nodded gratefully at René before swallowing the hot liquid as quickly as possible. He relaxed as the alcohol took effect, and he laughed softly. "I'm sorry. I overreacted."

"The man broke your fingers. I would have overreacted." René stroked R's hair. "You reacted just perfectly."

For a moment, Grantaire almost blurted, if he had just broken my fingers I wouldn't be this upset, but he held himself back, nodding instead. He finally felt René's calm hand on his hair, and slowly forced his bunched muscles to loosen. He closed his eyes and stared at the table again. "I enjoyed last night."

"I'm glad." his lover said softly, "I'm so sorry."

Grantaire sniffed and settled against René. "It's alright. Please, don't feel bad," he murmured, seeing the distress on his lover's face.

"I wish I'd known." he kissed Grantaire's face over and over.

"I haven't seen him for years. I was hoping...I mean, I thought...he was dead."

"Why did he... I mean, if you know."

"Why was he like that, you mean?"

"That. And why did he hurt you?"

"I have no idea." Grantaire stared forlornly into the dregs of his coffee.

René passed his untouched brandy coffee to R.

Grantaire laughed. "Am I that obvious?" But he accepted the coffee gratefully, managing to sip this mug more slowly. "He...seems to have changed," he adds, hopefully.

René gave him a little smile. "Your drinks always disappear." he ordered another few drinks for them. "I... I think he must have changed, to be the person that I'm getting to know."

Grantaire nodded. "Thank you...for just going along with me, even though I must've seemed completely deranged."

"I know you better than that. If it had been Jehan acting that way, well..." he smiled.

Grantaire laughed, despite himself. "Still, thank you." He hugged René gratefully.

René kissed him deeply.

Glad that René doesn't think he's insane or anything, Grantaire kissed back, eyes closed with relief. "Je t'aime," he murmured.

"J't'aime aussi." he nuzzled into him. "And I am so sorry."

"I know, my love. Please don't be. I'm alright now, I'm sorry if I scared you."

"Would... talking to him help? I could arrange it so you'd feel safe."

Grantaire felt his eyes widen, but he forced himself to stay calm, to think. "I...I think so." He hid a grin at the thought of slender, elegant René keeping him safe from the powerful Bahorel, but he kept that thought to himself.

"Don't worry, I'll set it up. When you're ready." René said fiercely.

Strangely encouraged by René's ferocity, Grantaire smiles at his lover. "I know. I...ah...I don't want to deprive you..."

"I'll take care of you." he squeezed R's non-injured hand firmly.

"I know you will. It's what you do."

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Sergei


Lord of the House

Age: approx. 1000 years
Description: hair - white
eyes - kitty-blue
height - 5'9"
Lovers: Théo, Ivan, Gregory
Family: Théo (husband), Ivan + Aloysha (sons), Mischa (adopted son)
Status: undead
Backstory: Sergei grew up as an orphan in a Russian peasant village in the Middle Ages. His mother was a weresnowleopard, we don't know about his father, but he was probably human. Sergei came to the attention of the local Lord, who happened to be a vampire, and was taken in by the Lord. When Sergei was old enough, the Lord turned him into a vampire as well. After teaching Sergei what he needed to know to survive, the Lord made the young vampire leave. Sergei travelled and learned and hunted and killed (at one point, much later, he joined the Russian mob) and eventually found Théo and Gregory. Finally, Sergei decided that supernatural creatures like himself needed a haven, and founded the first Menagerie. The Menagerie a Trois is the third one, and the house he currently lives in, located near the Great Lakes in Ontario. He turned management of the first two Menagerie over to his trusted friends as time went on. Théo sort of tricked him into having children, but he loves them completely. He takes his duties as head of the Menagerie very seriously, to the point where Théo basically has to jump or kidnap him to get attention.

Kai

Kamohoali'i


Shark god (first shark)

Age: as old as sharks
Description: Hawaiian or shark
Lovers: Luck, Remoras, Kai
Status: God
Inspiration: ?

Backstory: Kamohoali'i is the first shark: when sharks stopped being whatever was their ancestor and became 'sharks', Kamohoali'i was the first born. He is very, very old and touchy, really only interacting with his Remoras and Luck. Why he's at the Menagerie... no one really knows but him.

Luck

Remoras (x7)


Remoras

Age: ?
Description: hair - black
eyes - black
skin - dark
height - 5'7"
Lovers: Luck, Kai, and Kamohoali'i (Shark)
Status: fish
Inspiration: ??

Backstory: These were originally a Hawaiian boy (or possibly eight Hawaiian boys) who attracted the attention of Kamohoali'i and became his remoras (possibly the first remoras). They are his attendants, and all eight of them were indistinguishable until one of them got a scar and became unique (Kai).


Menagerie a Trois

Sergei

Phobos and Demos


Cape Hunting Dogs

Age:
Description: hair - spotted
eyes - brown
height - 5'9"
Lovers: each other
Family: each other (brothers)
Status: alive
Inspiration: mammal book

Backstory: Phobos and Demos found their way to the Menagerie after being violently kicked out of their pack for fucking each other. They are very playful and mischievous, and are constantly breaking Sergei's furniture.